Suicidal Owls

Fact:  The Eastern Screech Owl was first described by Carolus Linnaeus (the Swedish naturalist who developed binomial nomenclature to classify and organise plants and animals), who classified it in 1758. The origin of the word "Asio" is unknown, but it came to mean "Owl" in Latin. Eastern Screech Owls have also been called the common screech Owl, Ghost Owl, Dusk Owl, Little-eared Owl, Spirit Owl, Little Dukelet, Texas Screech-Owl, whickering Owl, little gray Owl, mottled Owl, the red Owl, the mouse Owl, the cat Owl, the shivering Owl, and the little horned Owl.

Yes he is cute..adorable even...don't let this innocent looking beautiful owl fool you.  Again, the story I am about to tell you is true.  Another "only in Georgia" experience for me. 

My first encounter with this creature was about 41/2 year ago. Maryann and I shared a house together and I was walking her sweet little dog (which you can't call a dog because she gets mad and so does he because she thinks he is human and so does he).    It was about 9 o'clock in the evening, and Charles and I were in the yard with Zack (whisper...dog...shhh!) So, we were talking and I heard this God awful noise, which sounded like a personal being murdered...I promptly ran in the house with Zack following.  I am sure most of you find this funny.  It wasn't!  I lived and so do in a house were the closest neighbor was at least an acre or two away.  In the country when it gets dark out, it is dark....no street lights, no residue light coming from anywhere.... so my natural instinct, being from South Florida where I worked in Riviera Beach (if you watch COPS, you know the area and there was a murder there daily), was to run...so I did...

Well night before last, I had my second encounter with this cute, adorable bird.  This time my husband was driving me to the CVS to pick up medicine.  My sister was on the cell phone with me, and I heard something hit the windshield.  No only did I hear it, but Maryann on the other end of the phone heard it as well.  I immediate turned to Charles and said..."I sure hope a dear didn't run into us"  (because we have experienced that also) he said, "No, it was and Owl." This thing hit the windshield at lightening speed, as if he were a kamakazi pilot from WWII.   It is one of those times when you automatically say out loud..."What the hell was that!!!"

Then Charles told me of a story that had happened to him years ago involving the cute, adorable bird.  One flew into his truck and it died, so he picked it up and when he tried to have the "road kill" mounted, DNR showed up at his door ready to arest him... Turns out in Georgia, if an Owl should happen to fly into your vehicle and die, please don't go back for it.  It is against the law to have an Owl in your posession. 

Before I forget...the down feather from this thing are still stuck to my antenna, and I am not touching them.

People of Walmart

Fact: People of walmart is a real Internet site which captures pictures of people shopping at walmart, not exactly dressed in their Sunday best. Check it out http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/.

Okay..I told you in the last blog our adventure lasted 2 or 3 days. After we visited the Sweet Home quilters cottage in Conyers we decided we were going to make the pillow cases for the kids which were undergoing cancer treatments. (http://www.conkerrcancer.org/). Maryann, Liza, Luisa, and I made 19 pillows last night. (pic above)All different and all very cute. Anyway, we decided to stop at the walmart on the south side of Athens to do a little fabric shopping for our pillow cases. Little did we know that we were time-warped into "people of walmart". We ran into a few interesting characters to say the least. In the fabric department, the lady cutting the fabric was less than happy. She wanted to sit down and take a break after each time she cut a piece of fabric. While Luisa and I were waiting for Maryann to check out, Luisa said look at her name tag. Well, this lady was standing behind Luisa and facing in the other direction. There was no possible way I could look at her name tag without making it obvious. So, Luisa whispered to me her name...which I promptly said..."get the #$%^ out!" Okay...this is a good one I promise...the woman's name was Capucini....Yes you heard me right CAPUCINI. I really wasn't so shocked. I told Luisa a story about when I worked at a bank back in West Palm Beach, I worked with a woman named Lasagna. I just want to know one thing. What is up with people naming their kids after Italian food and beverages? I am Italian-American, we don't name our kids these things. Our children have regular names...Yes of course there are those stereotypical names like Anthony, and Ann Marie.. There is at least one Anthony in every family...In my family we have a lot of Al's...Anthony tends to be a middle name, but none the less, Anthony is in a name somewhere.

When we thought it couldn't get it couldn't get any funnier...the greeter checking my receipt said to me after she handed me back the receipt..."There is not time like now for the great taste of McDonald's." I have one question...What is going on? I wouldn't be surprised to see our pictures on the people of walmart site...I bet that is where that pic above came from...that walmart...In fact I don't even know if I was in walmart yesterday...it was so strange...I am beginning to think I imagined the entire day.

Country stores

Fact: A country store is a retail store usually located in a rural community, that sells a wide variety of merchandise but is not divided into departments.

Mary Sue in A Scarlet Thread

Yes, I know it's been a long time and many things have happen since the last blog. First we would like to wish you all a very happy New Year!

Our latest adventure of the New Year started on December 29 and continued through January 2, of 2010.

It all began when Liza, Mary Sue and I decided we would go shopping for quilting fabric. My husband Charles told me about this quilt shop in McDonough Ga. called A Scarlet Thread. We decided since we were going to be in the Atlanta area that we would just go to as many quilt shops as we could. ( A total of 4 in all).

Our first stop...A scarlet thread. This was a beautiful quilt shop with over 7000 bolts of fabric. (Hence the smile on Mary Sue's face). We did a little damage here, but we knew we had 3 more stops...

Next stop was In Town Quilters in Dacatur Ga. We were surprised at the selection. We made a few purchases and off we went.

We drove to our third destination...Sweet Home Quilters Company in Conyers Ga. This shop was an old house circa 1900. Liza loved it! They had some really nice sales here. We also learned about the Conkerr cancer. org project from SHQC. This organization provides colorful pillow cases to children of all ages that are under going cancer treatments across the nation and has expanded to other countries. We picked up the brochure about this organization and decided we would participate and make pillow cases for the kids too. Sweet Home Quilters Company is a drop-off site for the cases.

Are last stop on this shopping journey was believe it or not, Patrick's feed and seed in Covington Ga. When I was researching our possible destinations...I came across Patrick's feed and seed. I put it on our list of stops just out of curiosity. Wow...we were surprised! First, we couldn't find the place..Mary Sue called them from the Cell phone for directions. She told the man we tried finding it was our GPS. (His response was, "is that one of those satellite things?" in a thick country accent) We cracked up at this of course and thought oh my, what have we gotten ourselves into. Turns out, this Feed and Seed not only has all the farm supplies you need, it has a ton of candy and over 3000 bolts of fabric. Not to mention the Atlanta areas largest selection of flannel fabric. This was much more than feed and seed.

We had the great day. Mary Sue and I decided one day we are going to open a quilt shop.. She suggested we call it A Stitch in Time...May suggestion was Two Crazy Stitches... I can hear the customers now telling their friends...."what did you do today?" response..."Oh, we went to see those two crazy stitches down at the quilt shop."